Showing posts with label zits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zits. Show all posts

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Rudolf & the Black Prince(s)

If your product doesn't have at least 5% benzoyl peroxide I'm not interested.

This week I developed a white head on my nose. When I went to pop it (save your judgement) I came face to face with my ever present black heads. There was an army of them and I was hardly equipped for battle.

I should never come so close to a mirror. An overwhelming sense of self consciousness came over me. A pure hatred for my skin.

I'm listening to Rod Stewart, sipping wine and wondering why my nose feels like its sun burnt. I popped the zit two days ago and its still red.

Zits you have overstayed your welcome in my pores. I cut you off when I was 18. You're still lingering.

This weekend calls for a face mask and a yoga session to bring back my swagger.